pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

iwasbornwithmagic:

fishingboatproceeds:

neqative:

my teacher gave me the fault in our stars M&Ms and i’m secretly fangirling. 

The world is weird.

Says the man who covered his face in Sharpie.

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

hoelloween:

how many times can someone leave your door open before you’re allowed to kill them

alegbra:

alegbra:

i heard some kids talking this morning during breakfast about how tumblr is just full of bad puns and weird porn and they don’t understand it and i just turned around and said “my puns are excellent” and turned back around

none of my popular text posts even involve puns

actually on second thought you guys should make this post popular just so maybe it will show up on their dashboard and i can just nod smugly at them tomorrow morning

my-nightmare-in-silver:

Doctor Who throughout the years…

Happy 50th year Doctor Who!

angelwingsandplaid:

averypottermormon:

thetremblingofmyhand:

My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.

But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.

Do you see how this might be an issue?

you’re my hero

I love you, be my best friend.